Charming Mistakes of Childhood

It's almost the New Year, and, of course, time to remember the comical misunderstandings of "back in the day."

When I first started listening to the radio, I had one big question: how did they get all those bands in and out of the studio so fast? Or, maybe they had two studios? Before long, I realized they were playing records.

Another time we were driving past a building that I thought had one of the best ad campaigns ever for a bank: "Jesus Saves."

Are those the only two mistakes I ever made? Just the ones I remember for now. I've forgotten many others, and they deserve to go to the grave with me.